onsdag 8. mai 2013

What i think of America?



Well! When someone says "America" - i am at once thinking of the US and their flag and eagle dominating the world allthough they have a lots of different land shapes and most of the country is a beautiful place as the Niagara Falls and the Grand Canyon. But the US citizens love their country, but hate their politicians. Its a weird place and sometimes they believe that United States of America is an own planet.


So what is so very wrong with this amazing country? Here is some of my reasons


1 - The 2. amendment in their constitution says that everyone is allowed to wear arms, and even after all the tragedies like school shootings etc.
2 - They reelected the most retarded president twice Mr. now expresident George Bush. About they stupidest bastard ever to take charge of a country! This is what happens if you give democracy to idiots! In my opinion Nicki Minaj could have done a better job. 
3 - They believe that they are the police of the world
4 - They know nothing of a world outside their own borders. 90% can’t find Iraq on a World Map. Even whole Southerners who are supporting the war against Iraq are just som redneck who only care about guns, power and Nascar. 
5 - Their intelligence is very discussable 
6 - They claim to have "saved our ass" in two World Wars. Before anyone tries to claim this:
World War 1: they gave us almost no help, and only joined when the Germans sank many of their ships and tried to make the Mexicans to invade Texas
World War 2: they refused to join, left us to deal with Hitler and his army of "übermensch", and gave us no help. They sold us help though, but that wrecked our economy after the war, which is why we’re no longer a superpower. Then they joined the war because Japan attacked Hawaii and Germany declared war on them.
7 - Today they produce a lots of movies that makes no sense at all, but there is some exceptions.
8 - American beer tastes like sawdust infected by hermits and you have to be 21 to by that shit anyway.
9 - Considering they’re the richest country in the world, 1/3 of the US citizens are living under what the UN call the "poverty line" what is 1 dollar a day. 
10 -  They killed the only good president they ever had - JFK.
But "Why so serious?" (Quoting the Joker from Cristopher Nolan's masterpeace The Batman Trilogy) 

                           
                                The Joker played by Heath Ledger

Let's not forget that there is a lot of great things that had come out of the US:

We hafe some great musicians like The Doors, Nivana, Soundgarden, Mother Love Bone, Pearl Jam and so on. And after that we've got movies we have some great movie directors like George Lucas, Christoffer Nolan, Steven Spielberg, J.J Abrams - the creator of Star Wars, Batman and Transformers, ET and the beloved Star Trek. And after all these we have another great director: 


Well, now it's hard to pull out good things about the US when I am so critical to the whole US. But I hate that they refers them self as "Americans" and then refering to Mexican citizens as as "Mexicans" - why so? They are also living on the American continent, so why aren't they called americans? 

I want to visit the US, but only for tour with my band, or to costumize a guitar. 


Hope you enjoy this, if not. Get lost!

May the force be with you! 
-Spock-

Source: 

- www.starwars.com